The final product of someone giving you a blowjob in a barn, you finishing in their mouth, and then them rudely spitting it on the floor where it mixes with dirt, hay, sawdust, and animal hair/droppings.
by bad_idea June 16, 2015
Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
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When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.
by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025
The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
by Mediocre Ogre April 22, 2011
Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.
by Dr. Jekyll February 24, 2025
Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
by KittyPetunia June 01, 2022