maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck
usually have orange blondish hair
also has a high chance of living in nsw australia
on the east coast
in the shoalhaven reigon
and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
usually have orange blondish hair
also has a high chance of living in nsw australia
on the east coast
in the shoalhaven reigon
and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
by jackieboiamericaatlantis June 14, 2022
Get the australian max nswmug. a leng person but not as leng as other people.
to call someone max is to refer to them ad leng and hot and pengers
to call someone max is to refer to them ad leng and hot and pengers
by alex is a sexy roadman July 27, 2022
Get the maxmug. 
by tabbbyzznotfound June 16, 2020
Get the Max Magazmug. Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.
Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.
Friend: Hell yeah.
Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.
Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.
Girls: dammit
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.
Friend: Hell yeah.
Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.
Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.
Girls: dammit
by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022
Get the Maxmug. A huge Christian who dedicates his whole life to the lord but is a middle child who gets no love or attention and is usually forgotten by his family
You see max over there
by Ggh8max999888 February 29, 2020
Get the Maxmug. a fucking squish who deserves more appreciation and is a beautiful human and needs to move to england plz now
by a piece of shite April 21, 2018
Get the max brennanmug.