Big booty baseball player that thinks if he is good in a game he can get some hairy punani but sadly the truth is suck thick boys don’t last in this world especially in jail.Ryan is a name to describe an unbelievable faggot who only thinks of himself he loves to send dick pics to boys because he want to think as himself as the alpha but turns out he so flexible he sucks his own dick I know it’s crazy but believe suck a retard who falls Inlove with thots then get emotional stupid sometimes I think this nigga is a retard but in the day of the day he is just a wannabe Superman who thinks he can fight because he is stronger then other acting like I won’t lay his ass down and penetrate that thick ass leaving it like a glazed donut with chocolate sprinkles.Ryan think he slick too caught him deep throating 5 glizzys in one sitting saying he didn’t I have prove when he deepthroated me instead of going down the throat my dick went to his brain and I was full of boogers all over me and h sucked all the boogers out like a ant eater eats ants.last and for all don’t trust no Ryan he always wipe before he shits for his shit to come out good like df.
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