Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

rusty rogan

When you are performing anal sex on a person whilst your friend/colleague fists it

"Kevin and Jaq gave me a Rusty Rogan last night, now I can't walk straight"

by TheWillus January 26, 2022

Big rusty nuts

Big rusty nuts is where your ballsack skin starts to peel off

Oh shit, my uncle got him some Big Rusty Nuts

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.

I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.

by Dixoncider420 February 5, 2022

Rusty Dusty

When a man is taking a shit and another man named marwan comes and sucks ur dick while u shit

I was working at Starbucks and my stomach hurt so I gave marwan 5$ and had a great rusty dusty

by marwan 6/72947 April 2, 2022

Rusty Punch

when someone is throwing awful punches all over the place

what a rusty punch that was or 'he was throwing rusty's all over the place'

by ashvw1 April 4, 2022

Rusty R2-D2

When a train is ran on your girl and when the guy getting head is about to bust all dudes twist the girls nipples to make her scream sound long like a broken rusted wailing R2-D2.

Person 1: Dude how much fun did you have Rusty R2-D2ing her last night.

Person 2: I had almost two much fun.

by Rusty duck January 13, 2021