Oh have you seen Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard? Omg yes itโs better than joe nut definitive edition
by Yoloswagmaster69696969 June 07, 2021
Being Homeschooled
by Had a reserved seat September 16, 2008
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by Joe Biden Dad April 20, 2021
Euphemism for the situation where one enters into a room catching a man doggy-style with an obese woman. Specifically, the woman clenches in surprise trying to get up while the man suddenly pulls out - he ejaculates upward and flinches. The image is much like one of a man riding a trash can down a wintry street doing his best to hang on and avoid getting snow spray in his eyes.
While Jim was banging that fat girl from behind we all ran in the room and scared him. He jumped up and gizzed everywhere while she tried to buck him off; it looked like he was trying to ride a trash can down a snowy street.
by opportunisticredditor November 24, 2010
"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"
Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.
As in...
Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."
Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."
Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.
As in...
Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."
Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."
by Worldwide November 09, 2006
by 7thgrademiddleschooler November 12, 2020
Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head
if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank
by Korn911 April 20, 2005