Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

by KidNapsterz August 21, 2010

Purple Puppies

Biker slang for sperm. Purple dog refers to ones penis, and purple puppies is the puppies from your purple dog.

He had an old lady getting purple puppies on the back of his chopper when they both got it by a freight train.

by LostMC4life September 24, 2023

purple fever

When you like that thick juicy purple pussy and or big purple thick dick

black hoodnigga realthug purple fever

by boyinpleasure October 25, 2013

Purple Fever

When you’ve been suckin’ Barney off every day.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”

Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018

Purpled

Best gamer man ever (real not fake)

Person1: "Wow you're almost as good at bedwars as purpled"
Person2: "Damn right I am"

by L3x13 January 17, 2022

Purpled

The best brother one could ever imagine, this person truly has a heart of gold and you should never even think about replacing them or loving anyone more than this guy.

He is my best friend and the coolest guy I know.

"Omg I met the coolerst and sweetest guy ever, his name was Purpled"

by JustEl1as August 29, 2022

Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 09, 2019