I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.
by CnDaz July 17, 2023

the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.
Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.
by Gaveutheanwser August 13, 2022

by Green Lamb October 16, 2008

by D3boyz September 25, 2023

(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
by Telephony November 20, 2021

So I was jus on a anime porn sight and asuka had the shirt with the name "horsed on it" cuz she got fucked by A horse?!?! HELL NAW YO ASS TWEAKIN JIGSAW!
by 3legs jr. July 22, 2024

Mother Nature’s best creature. Has a strong build while looking gorgeous at the same time, and can be owned as a pet. This wonderful animal can also be shown in a variety of events, from Dressage and Hunter to Barrel Racing and Pole Bending. Unfortunately, this animal is very costly, but is worth it in the end.
Horse Owner: “Is my horse gonna be ok, Dr. Whatshisname?”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”
by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023
