John Henry

A persons given name, most commonly used when discussing a signature.

Sign your John Henry down here.

by Haz Nomis October 15, 2008

John Hancock

When a man is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse, he pulls out, and shoots his semen on the belly of his partner. He then dips his pinkie in the "ink well" (his partner's belly button) and signs his name. For additional flair the man may extend the fingers on his signing hand to simulate the feather on a quill.

"He gave her his John Hancock. He even dotted his I's and crossed his T's."

by JackKirgen September 2, 2011

John Doe

Another name for a Condom: "a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colours."

"I went to the supermarket to get some John Does and bumped into my date for this evening.. awkward!"

by YouLookSleepy July 18, 2012

John Michael

a guy with super cool jackets and lots of gum. He likes to reference the office and roast people. basically he is rUdE.

"John Michael was roasting me today and basically i was not having it"

by earl rosco February 21, 2019

john doe

a person that takes to manny craps on the computer

hey that john doe craped on my computer

by mr bob man guy August 25, 2017

Little John

A lad who's room smells of cheese. He has a mayonnaise fettish, and has a passion for girls that look like him. Regularly seen with food all over his face and chest, and a general terror to all the single ladies. Typically identified by his posh accent.

"What was the guy like?"
"He was a bit of a Little John really, I walked in his room and nearly died from the smell, plus he had a pig in a wig laying next to him"

by mayojohn December 1, 2013

John Howard

1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.

1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.

by Steven T July 19, 2008