Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 09, 2018

hit me down purply

a useless phrase made up by a couple of sweet dudes. could be used as a greeting, but has no certain meaning.

Barry greeted his friend Chris by saying, "Hit me down purply!"

by I am a super sexy bitch November 12, 2005

SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

woman:if you say it one more fucking time shit is about to hit the fan.
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up

woman blocked me on facebook
SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

by Trigga- awesome one October 18, 2010

hit it from the back and drive you wild

You're bored and like this song, so you searched it in the Urban Dictionary

You so fuckin precious when you smile
hit it from the back and drive you wild

by sxeme October 12, 2018

shit has just hit the fan

bullshit has been spread about you or your friend

"joe shit has just hit the fan harriet is saying you hit her"

by cracky j July 11, 2008

But wait, did Adolph hit her?

A clever saying that rhymes with "Adolph Hitler".

"Have you ever met Adolph's wife?"

"No, but I've seen her pictures on Facebook, she had this fat bruise."

"But wait, did Adolph hit her?"

by I'm not a troll December 06, 2011

can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.

You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!

by macput1 April 15, 2016