BAR-ROBICS

BAR-ROBICS: (Bar-Ro-Biks)
:adjective
1: physical exercise that includes stretch, strength and cardiovascular activity performed at a bar (an establishment where alcoholic beverages are served). Can be performed sober or intoxicated.
"Ugh I really need to work out... I think I'm gonna go to BAR-ROBICS tonight"
by Lipstickland November 21, 2014
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Bar call

when it's like 11 and you're lonely and you don't really like someone then you're like fuck it it's late and i'm lonely
I was so pissed I gave heather a bar call
by Nomski November 09, 2020
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Bar Camping

Single people hang out at a bar until they find somewhere to sleep that night.
by Hunderfunder January 20, 2023
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Lemon bar

A term, sometimes derogatory, meaning a bisected person.
Stacy: “See dave, he’s a total lemon bar”
Dave: “So what, who cares
by UrbanDictionaryIsAWebsite July 12, 2023
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Granola Bar

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021
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bar daniel

HE is a legendary man summoned by a chant.

It goes as followed:
"When I say 'bar', you say 'Daniel'!"
Bar Daniel!

Bar Daniel!
let's summon bar daniel with the chant boys.
by mattiaisgay123 September 09, 2021
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 09, 2012
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