National grab dick day

The 3rd of February, the girls can grab any boy dick single or taken.

Me: it’s national grab dick day

Them: yay...

by The_real_boo February 03, 2021

national snipe matt day

May 6th is national take a bad photo of matthew day.

Matt: I’m about to blow up norterra
Me: *snipes*
Matt: why
Me: it’s national snipe matt day!

by b1gm4ma May 07, 2022

national romanian gf day

sometimes a cute romanian gf just needs her own day to be spoiled and to treat her like a queen. 😠‼️

“Oh!! Today it’s 28th of July, the national romanian gf day!!..I need to spend all the day with my beautiful romanian gf.

by papayawoooa June 06, 2022

National Roast Gingers Day

Roast ant ginger you know because it is your day to do it! Also, you can roast them whenever else you want to throughout the year

Ginger: “Hey, why are you roasting me?”
Me: “Cause it’s national roast gingers day today!”
Ginger: “oh, ok...”

by KentuckyWammy November 15, 2019

national bash lachlan day

national bash lachlan day is when one sees someone named lachlan, they have permission to brutally beat them within an inch of their life, with no concequences.

“Hey, Gerlandine! Its 19 September! Its national bash lachlan day!”

by lilbrikkie >:) April 25, 2022

National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.

“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”

by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019

National Delete Streamlined Day

On December 69th Robin will delete Streamlined

"I took a piss because it's National Delete Streamlined day"

by Steamlined Robin November 27, 2020