Joshua Lavon muthafuckin Parcher

the love of my life

Joshua Lavon muthafuckin Parcher is hot and has a dog named duke.

by elgatohuffingtonpost6969 April 13, 2018

Wave of Mutilation

Song by rock band The Pixies, also a mild euphemism for having intercourse with a female on her period.

Male 1: Dude, what's up? What did you do last night?
Male 2: Rode the Wave of Mutilation with Cassandra!
1: Dude... Nice.

by JewngerBreadMan July 17, 2018

Clutch that mutch

Clutch that mutch is a gamer only joke. It was commonly used to piss people off. No one knows entirely what it means but it’s very funny to say so who cares tbh

“Alfie Clutch that mutch” said CakeBoy

by Caketom October 6, 2020

The cutler mutler

When you're receiving oral pleasures and your partner aggressively removes hair from your Gooch while smiling up at you.

My wife got mad at me and gave me a the cutler mutler I was furious.

by Hur2342 November 5, 2020

you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

Miss_tetsuros mutuals

Miss_tetsuros mutuals are hot asf and extremely funny. Those mfs are always making her piss her pants, some of them have nice hands too moans. She's funny I swear. SHE'S 6'1, she won't stop talking about it. She's hot ok bye

Random person : my newborn ugly fat shit face baby just pissed his pants aww
Me : this shit must have been talking with Miss_tetsuros mutuals!

by Shitkink March 9, 2021

shoyostv’s mutuals

the hottest, funniest, sweetest, and most kindhearted people alive <3

q“do u follow shoyostv ??”
a”yeah but u should check shoyostv’s mutuals i heard there supposed to be hot or something?”

by tape :> March 13, 2021