May

A cute girl you know you like but Looks as if every other guy likes her so you hold back but then you get to know each other but then she breaks your fucking heart and friend zones you like the other 2 girls you loved

May fuck u

by True Slav April 26, 2020

May 14

the day when the most perfect girls are born

dan: my cousin is having a baby girl on May 14!
jack: awsome the baby girl must be perfect

by poggers ;) October 29, 2021

mai

annoying ass bitch

ew did you see mai today ooo 😂

by bruh2345 November 2, 2019

May 26th

National Tiddy pic day
For all the boys who want tiddy pics (the girlies too)

Boy: Hey babe! It’s May 26th.
Girl: *Sigh* *1 attachment*

by HeavyStar May 26, 2024

may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.

Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“

by fugaonf May 10, 2022

May 9th

May 9th is National checkered day. Where you wear something checkered.

Danny Devito - what date is it tomorrow?

Mario - it’s may 9th bruv, you’ve gotta wear checkered my man. Is national checkered day.

by Xaaaaaaanny December 2, 2019

may 3

national let someone do what they wanna do to you day

boy 1: let me slap it
girl: fine only because its may 3

by darkhumorr May 2, 2024