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Kevin

Your giant bird pet.
Your enemy: Kevin?

Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!

The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.
by MultiMan44 July 17, 2022
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Kevin

A plush panda living in Oslo and who likes beeing cuddled. He also enjoys staring at people in the night with a cheeky smile. Kevin was born in Texas, U.S., but is used to travel a lot. He can easily fit in a suitecase, just needs a few holes to breath.
Welcome to Oslo Kevin!
by Rabbit&Panda November 7, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin is a guy with normal size dick. (But way more bigger than Ken’s
“I heard that Kevin has a small dick.” “You should check Ken’s before you say so’”
by Kd666 November 22, 2021
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Kevin has such a great car. Kevin drives a modified Honda Civic. He also spends all his paychecks on his modified Honda Civic. Kevin loves his modified Honda Civic.
Random Girl: OMG it's Kevin!
Simon: How do you know?
Random Girl: He's in a modified Honda Civic
by Guilav September 13, 2022
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kevin

the name of a person who 1. is a bit of a meme lord, 2. is a biiig liverpool fan, 3. dabs way to much 4. is a good friend
Kevin screamed at the tv yesterday as he watched the liverpool match against manchester united
by mayarod February 19, 2017
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a dude with a 1inch on soft 1.5 on hard
kevin is smoll penis
by thatgayblackdude October 10, 2021
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Kevining It

What it's called when someone is participating in predator/pedophile activities specifically involving the religion "Kevinism"
Joseph: Yo dude did you hear that John started kevining it?
Carl: What the hell I never thought he'd do that he has kids!
by TheNogg October 14, 2025
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