Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.
Jake is so mid
by Hidden. February 01, 2022
Don't worry fellow Jakes, there are much nicer things if you search "Jacob". If your real name is actually Jake and not Jacob then ur screwed.
Gotta love that Jake!
by teckman275 September 17, 2020
Has no girl friend or kids. Spends his money on race car parts. Can be found in the streets doing illegal shit with his race car friends.
by Jpatterson733 January 28, 2020
Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.
Leah: are you okay?
Jake: yeah
Leah: You sure?
Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*
Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.
Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
Jake: yeah
Leah: You sure?
Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*
Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.
Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
by Immacrackyyy May 08, 2020
A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.
Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
by Zuleydi June 01, 2022
by Kind In Antelope Run Always April 09, 2020
very toxic, doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesn’t know respect for anyone. probably addicted to nicotine, probably has a small penis and the loudest most disrespectful mf you’ll ever meet
by ShutUp:)) December 02, 2021