columbo posting

The famous detective from the show from the 70s-80s with the same name getting recognition online,often put into modern pop culture often to crack the cases of criminals from other media,or just generally being an online presence

Guy one:What video are you making? Why is Columbo speaking with Light Yagami?
Guy two: Oh,I'm Columbo posting!

by Manualink January 28, 2024

Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom

Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom

by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019

National Post your Meat day

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server

Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!

by AAAMMMMOOG July 28, 2024

Post Yap Clarity

The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.

"Sandra has been talking for hours now. Wait until post yap clarity kicks in."

by salmonconsumer55 April 2, 2025

Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.

Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

by !E*RICKY! February 19, 2021

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.

Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro

by peacedit June 9, 2021