water park wet

The act of juices flowing uncontrollably from a woman's genitalia.

Blain got that girl water park wet!!

by The hung October 23, 2013

Dirty Bong Water

An awesome mixed drink consisting of:

- 1 oz raspberry liqueur (chambord)
- 1 oz blue curacao liqueur
- 1 oz amaretto
- 1 oz rum (spiced)
- 1 oz sweet and sour mix

it tastes similar to kool aid

Order a Dirty Bong Water. Trust me, this is the kind of bong water you want to drink.

by Marauder2112 January 12, 2009

EW POO WATER

(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionary’s 1500 character limit was there so..)
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.

“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.

Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.

“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.

“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.

“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.

Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.

There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.

“EW POO WATER!”

“Haha surfs up dude”
“EW POO WATER!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

water hose whore

A betie that the whole fire dept plows on the regular. Her lips are bootbeyed with bobos and she claims to be a good girl.

Mais popchock is all monyead because that water hose whore didnt want to play with his root.

by choooolookatem May 28, 2016

exchange my water

When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.

Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.

by bambi1234567 November 5, 2009

heat up the water

1. to get high
2. to have a plan 4 the day

1. a man if u got the money lets heat up the water
2. im bored as fuck wanna heat up the water

by thetruth35 February 1, 2010

Fapping in the dog water

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.

Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu

by HuboiPerez March 14, 2021