Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Hatted

To hit one in the area where one places a hat.

She hatted me, HARD!

by ayyyyyywhatsup09 November 6, 2020

lamp hat

Joey's gay discord name

'Thats a nice lamp hat'

by Big Bob 123 May 5, 2018

Scarlett Hat

A hacker that is also a spy (e.g. intelligence operative, intelligence analyst,an asset for a handler, or OSINT practitioner).

That scarlett hat hacker did a physical penetration test by using tradecraft and social engineering to bypass the building's security measures and then accessed the company's network by doing network traffic analysis and brute forcing the wifi password using a malicious python script. She was able to download confidential business documents from the company's document center while leaving no trace through log tampering.

by Scarlett Danger January 9, 2024

Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".

I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.

by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022