The completely uncommon "Mature Fag", is the level above "Cool Fag" that is rarely ever attained by "cool fags" and is commonly looked upon with some kind of sick pride that these clearly mentally defective individuals rely on. A "mature fag" has by some ungodly miracle that also doubles as one of nature's much unintended accidents, much like the result of incestual sexual intercourse, somehow understood what is going on around him and how he plays into it so he has, and again against ALL POSSIBLE ODDS, learned the ways of his local area and has started to be able to trick people and get what he wants in life from people. This is an odd predicament but nothing to fear as all "mature fags" still have the same tell tale trades that their younger and much more mentally stable counterparts do. For one thing they will still act out but in a more subtle yet obvious way, such as accomplishing something in the work place and presenting his smug mug while feeling proud of himself openly. However he still has no grasp on how to treat a woman properly so he will turn into an over sized fourth grader around his significant other who is usually a much better and more deserving person than he is. Still the same thing gents just less loud.
Hey did you hear bobby? Johnny has finally reached mature fag status! He got a job and was just so smug about it! So smug!
Steffan was being such a mature fag that he decided to promptly call up his friends and brag about his new car.
Steffan was being such a mature fag that he decided to promptly call up his friends and brag about his new car.
by Doctor Weird D.P.A. August 23, 2011
Get the Mature fag mug.a gay man trapped in a woman's body. NOT a fag-hag, lady fags are usually fabulous of their own right and are definetly not hag-ish. they are more at home in the gay community than the straight one and often have dificulty understanding the dynamics and dating habits of straights.
by gagalupe August 24, 2011
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Get the Fag Stain mug.Dude, that guy has an I heart Justin Bieber shirt, dresses his dog like a bunny, and puts pictures of shirtless men on Facebook. He is a total fag bag.
by KoolDude8690 September 20, 2012
Get the Fag Bag mug.When a stupid driver is so hung up on driving fast and passing cars instead of thinking, that they pass a car and then cut them off while trying to exit the highway.
You're driving, and the car behind you races out to make a pass. They quickly come back into your lane after overtaking you (most likely without signaling) and continue to exit on an offramp. Basically the tool of a driver should have not even bothered trying to make a pass. The correct response is to lay on the horn and yell at them, "NICE FAG-SWIPE FAG!"
by southparkwatcher August 9, 2010
Get the fag-swipe mug.1.a boy or girl who hasn't finished the stage of the pyrotechnics of a grade7 . it still continues to burn paper and other flammable things in excess. Very highly developed in Pyrotechnics, however since fire is all it thinks about.... It has poor social skills.
2. a person who believes that burning his penis is safer then a condom, and will force itself upon a female if needed to climax
3. a total flamer
2. a person who believes that burning his penis is safer then a condom, and will force itself upon a female if needed to climax
3. a total flamer
"oh dude it was so cool. i burned shit in the microwave"
response- "your such a pyro fag"
or
"man see that kid? he burnt his penis"
"why?"
"he's a total P.F"
response- "your such a pyro fag"
or
"man see that kid? he burnt his penis"
"why?"
"he's a total P.F"
by lolcats122 October 15, 2008
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