Ethan

an evil mac in the mafia

ethan has you on his hit list

by bvbvbvbvbyas October 15, 2017

Ethan

Jirre but he’s one moer of an oak hey.

His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.

This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons

Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan

His fucken arms are the size of my le-

oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES

by TheCrackHeadFromFourways April 4, 2021

Ethan

An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.

Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?

Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?

Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.

by Neegle64 July 4, 2022

Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Asian boi with 4.0 GPA and 36 ACT. Also plays piano and has a large dong.

"Ethan! You look very handsome today, Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Ethan: "shut the fuck up!"

by bigboi1000 October 18, 2020

Ethan

Someone who is probably retarded and makes jokes that are not funny

Ethan: what do you call a person who eats children?
Me: what?
Ethan: a person who eats children!

by waz up dan6966969696966996 December 9, 2022

Ethan Learn

A guy with a big dick and likes animals. If you meet a Ethan Learn just know not to get on his bad side. He probably plays a-lot of games with good character development and has a-lot of pets his bestfriends are probably people with a E or R in their names. He will be the person to get a big booty goth girl or anyone who appears out of his league. But be careful when it comes to sexual things he will be able to bring it out of you. Ethan Learn does not support gays and feels strongly about it.

Hot girl 1: WOAH WHO IS THAT SEXY MAN WITH A DAD BOD!
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong

by EthanHall September 12, 2021

Ethan

Sexy, Hot, Fine, so goshdarn cute and the most amazing and perfect person in the whole world.

Ethan’s so hot

by imtotallyreal April 3, 2025