Dick Bisque

When the heat outside turns your sweat surrounding the genital region into a soupy, yet creamy mixture.

My girlfriend was hungry after laying on the beach for several hours, so I offered her my dick bisque.

by Miriam Websta October 3, 2015

Goldilocks dick

A dick that is not too big, not too small, it is juuuuust riiiiiight.

I pulled down his pants and saw he has a Goldilocks dick!

by Goldilockz June 22, 2016

Dick coma

When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.

Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!

by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016

Banjo dick

A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.

On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.

by Nykimeow September 6, 2016

DICK WASHER

WHEN YOU GIVE HEAD TO A PERSON YOUR MOUTH BECOMES A DICK WASHER

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK WASHER CLOSED

by SWEET&TEMPTING October 5, 2016

Dimple dicking

Dimple dicking is the act of sucking cock with such vigor that it leaves your cheeks dimpled for several hours.

Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.

by Micronaut October 6, 2016

Die on a dick

An insult similar to "go f**k yourself" originally designed by Evan

I hope you die on a dick you worthless pice of s**t!

by NovaE5 October 22, 2015