For when you are a chimp and can talk
i had to make this after i watched Matt Rose's Omegle would you rather video
i had to make this after i watched Matt Rose's Omegle would you rather video
guy 1: you look up "cool" in the dictionary and it says:
guy 1: "For when you are a chimp and can talk"
guy 2: Really?
guy 1: "For when you are a chimp and can talk"
guy 2: Really?
by some random dumass November 10, 2021

sunny is very awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, if you mess with sunny your doom will come
by aldosssss April 3, 2017

There I was finishing my sweet tea when she grabbed an ice cube from my empty cup, gripped it tight betwix the cheeks of her hindquarters and proceeded to give me a cool Melinda. I had pink eye for two weeks....
by StoneageMouse April 5, 2019

Little shit who lives in Barnard Castle who is forced into taking puberty blocking tablets and is quite possibly the most disliked person one could meet
by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020

When you’re space is cool but you keep the air conditioner(s) running because you hate the fucking heat and humidity.
“Dad, it’s pretty cool in here, should I turn the AC down?”
“Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.
“Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.
by Glorth2 July 12, 2023
