A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
by No please June 24, 2021
A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
Someone who resamble a much more famous person but has a different skin tone. The first known example is presumed lookalike of the italian actor Cristian De Sica, an unknown painter called Christian De Suchi.
by Gioleppo March 18, 2020
by Father Verge November 02, 2020
The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.
"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021
this person can be very religious other then that they always get the right friends for them that friend is always loyal to them if you get in touch with a christian don't ever leave her she will literally be the best thing that happened to you
by heav4life March 03, 2022
A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
by Notactuallysrs November 13, 2022