The best boyfriend in all of existence that loves music and has the best singing voice. You’ll love him to death and never leave him and he’ll never leave you in return. The sweetest guy ever who always makes sure you’re okay and will sit and listen and look up options to help you when he doesn’t know, he’s a clingy guy but not like golden retriever clingy.. I lied he’s the dog that’ll piss on the floor the moment you get home out of happiness. He spams your phone to make sure you text him back and has the best smile.
by The top tier gf July 2, 2025
Get the Christian Young mug.A guy named Christian who proudly wears the crown of cuckoldry. He has a girlfriend—technically—but her bedroom is basically an Airbnb for other dudes while he sits in Discord, thanking her for the “growth experience.” Plays 16 hours of PC games daily, not because he loves gaming, but because it’s the only world where he has any control. Perpetually broke, emotionally wrecked, and somehow proud of “staying strong” through it all like a martyr no one asked for. His love language is humiliation. Perseveres not out of strength, but because he doesn’t know how to quit—or win.
Bro stop acting like a Cuck Christian — just because she lets other guys sleep over doesn’t mean it’s ‘character building.
by Sus000 July 6, 2025
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Get the Bennet christian mug.When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
Get the Christian Tag mug.When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
Get the Christian Tag mug.I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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