llama cheese

cheese of the llama
a llamas cheese
you

by bob November 25, 2002

peter cheese

The man juice that escapes from the penis, shlong, shlort, or whatever you prefer to call it, before popping a wad (AKA pre-cum).

Sally wanted to suck Jim's pee-wee but the peter cheese shot her in the throat and she choaked.

by Matt and Shannon April 19, 2006

cheese curd

Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.

The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.

by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007

Cheese Pizza

Commonly used in the dark web meaning child porn .

Ethan G. Has some cheese pizza on his computer that he thinks no one knows about .

by Ethancheesygreen April 28, 2020

Dick Cheese

Ejaculant that is frozen into a cheese substance

I came home from school and saw my brother making dick cheese.

by Dickcheesemghee November 3, 2015

Froddage Cheese

When performing froddage, you finish between her butt-cheeks, tits, or armpit, and the semen gets all crusty and starts smelling foul, much like cottage cheese.

Man, my boyfriend didn't tell me he came when he tit-fucked me.

Why is that a bad thing?

Cuz I didn't shower afterwards, and I got froddage cheese all over my tits.

by Sir Froddage December 2, 2009

Cheese Beard

An extension of the cheese stache. A beard which consists of scattered, patchy hair growth, typically seen on people of Hispanic heritage.

Man did you see Alex's cheese beard? Somebody get him a razor!

by halfpint86 October 16, 2010