Butt-Gum

Derived from the common scenario in which a pack of gum resides in one's pants pocket longer than the date of the initial purchase. As time passes, the buyer of the gum will unknowingly wind up sitting on the pack, resulting in the individual pieces of gum becoming mushy and difficult to unwrap.

Jonas: Wow, that dinner was off the hook. (pulls out gum) Anyone care to freshen up with a piece of gum?
Melvin: No thanks, chief. You bought that gum at last weekend's mixer event. That is clearly butt-gum.

or

Donald: Hey friend, care to try this new flavor of gum I got?
Patrick: Hmm... I dunno, that looks like it could be butt-gum.
Donald: Nah, don't worry, I just bought it today.

by arlevitt February 12, 2009

Butt Baby

Noun; When a man takes a shit so big that it stretches out his asshole. The result is a very large stool that could be the size of a small child.

Man 1, "I took the hugest shit ever just now!"

Man 2, "How big was it?"

Man 1, "It was a Butt Baby!"

by Ronnie Kimbel February 24, 2010

butt finger

to stick one's finger up their own ass while sleeping. Then place that finger near their nose!

Dude, it was hilarious! Last night we got completely thrashed and butt fingered Ronnie!

by steve April 20, 2005

butt naked

Americanised version of buck naked. Probably arisen from the Yank inability to speak English.

American: I don't ever get butt-naked when I shower at the gym.
Everyone else: It's "buck-naked," you idiot!

by Jennan the Mad July 21, 2005

Butt Fuck

When an already lit cigarette is used to light another while they are in each person's mouth.

I don't have anymore matches.

That's ok, I'll butt fuck your cigarette and light mine.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

mud butt

Just as it sounds. When fecial matter is compounded in between your cheaks. Word created and then made popular by Dave Chappell doing a skit on his show about the side effects of "Ribs", a sleeping aid for black people.

I got mud butt while laying in bed after eating some ribs.

by ZacBowling.com October 6, 2004

butt hash

a new inhalant that kids are using. first shit in a bottle then add urine, place a ballon over the mouth of the bottle, the mixture releases gas into the ballon. Pull ballon off bottle and inhale deeply. The result produces disassociative even hallucinagenic effects.

forget about sniffing glue bro, lets huff some butt hash.

by Tommy outlaw November 29, 2007