Beef

It’s basically drama

Person 1: yo what’s up
Person 2: well me and Beck have beef
Person 1: wow dude that really sucks

Person 2: ya I guess so

by Boo boo bear123 November 17, 2017

Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

by MycoJester September 12, 2021

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

beef grape

A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.

Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.

by crucifixpolitix September 21, 2016