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Christian Tag

When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.

Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."

> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
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Christian Tag

When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.

Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."

> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
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The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Christianity

Something that gen z should have stayed well away from.
Mixing Christianity and Gen z is like mixing toothpaste and orange juice.
by glubglubglubglub July 20, 2025
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international hate on homophobic maga christians year

a yearly event made to hate on homophobic
maga christians thats celebrated for the whole year in every country
Person 1 : dude its international hate on homophobic maga christians year
Person 2 : hell yeah dude lets go harass homophobic people
by irapehomophobicchristians July 22, 2025
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Christian Del Santo

A Christian del santo is a wanna be cburgs. He can typically be seen at your local bryne dairy with the rotating heat lamp full of pizza. If not at bryne he can typically be found fucking man’s bestfriend or laying pipe on his girl Ursula
by Sapphire272 July 28, 2025
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Christian

Christian is a big back b!tch who judges other peoples burgers 🙄
Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.

Christian - big back b!tch
by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025
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