anal ballon

the act of one fucking the devil, then sniffing his gooch, while a smelly yeti eats you out with his dick.

yo i anal balloned that guy

by fuchfhfhfhdjfva December 28, 2011

No Anal April

During the month of April you may not have anal sex or do anal masturbation

Hey wanna come to my house later?

Fuck naw it's no anal april

by MistaFunnehMan November 14, 2019

anal domination

To have forceful, painful, long anal sex

Random hot female: Anally dominate me daddy

An Urban African American street thug: I shall do anal domination with my above average penis

by Docta Schlomo Shekelstein XIIV June 10, 2016

Anal guacamole

When a girl gets the runs after anal sex
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"

If a guy gets anal guacamole he's queer

by Jeauxxx March 28, 2015

Anal glaucoma

When you can't see your ass coming into work

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."

by Candigrl May 30, 2008

Mandango Anal

Getting fucked in the ass by a HUGE COCK.

Julie: I heard Karen slept with Tyreese

Suzy: She did, said she had Mandango anal and wont shit right for the rest of her life

by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011

Anal bank

Anal bank - the place where you deposit loss of semen

Shaun met Ryan out at a bar and after several drinks they went back to Shaun's house and Shaun deposited his semen into Ryan's anal bank

by Swine Doctor May 25, 2016