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Josh

Josh is fun, outgoing and dramatic. Josh was born in a swamp. He emerged like a mossy swan. Josh doesn't forget where he comes from but tries to forget by buying designer handbags. When Josh is down he wraps his Chanel bag in a blanket and holds it close to him. We all know a Josh. We like Josh. Josh wears speedos all year round. He is strong, handsome and kind. His tank tops are cut into two lines barely covering his manly bosom. Josh also eats a lot of Taco Bell. So much so he can be their ambassador.

If you have a Josh in your life you are one lucky SOB.
"Omg Josh has two gordita crunch wraps in his Chanel bag!"
by ChunLisLee November 23, 2021
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Josh Savage

He is the sweetest person in the world, a caring guy who always get your back, has the cutest smile, smarter than you think, but sometimes he’s so quiet that always makes you confused, but from all of these.. He is mine!
A Josh savage is the best boyfriend ever. I’m so lucky to have Josh Savage!
by Rizsvg43 April 1, 2022
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Josh

Josh is a shemale with a small dick.
by dontuseyourrealnamelel May 5, 2019
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Josh-it

When you use urban dictionary to show the importance of a topic.
by Gabbydagrump May 31, 2019
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Josh hayday

a pure Mexican cunt, who doesn't know when to close his semen filled, burrito eating face and gets boned regularly by horny african men riding ostriches.
by Deathswing Harbinger May 30, 2013
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josh

the most incredible ,kind hearted person i know, wish i had never ever let go off,once you catch feelings they really dont stop, billie blue eyes, keeps secret,loves super heros and basically is one having the ability to make light of the most darkest of times,cares for people, if josh cares about you keep him because as i found out the hard way once hes gone hes gone and its even harder watching him move on
girl for like 5 months: i really like josh girls mates when shes going out with him:honestly dump him you desrve better girl after dumping him and realisisng you still have feelings for him:omg if i could turn back time i would
by shinebright.321 May 31, 2018
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Josh, Blent, or Logan

These are three names that all men can be categorized into. Those who are determined to be a Josh carry the characteristics of all 'J' name- negative connotation to these names and can never be a positive experience for a girl. A Blent isn't for everyone- has an underlying cocky ego that may not present itself at first but is blindingly obvious once noticed. Blent's aren't the brightest of the bunch and don't necessarily mean to do harm. Logan's are normal people that know how to treat people with respect and have rational and mature mindsets.
"Are they a Josh, Blent, or Logan?"
"Oh he seems to definitely be a Blent, kind of obsessed with himself."
by moneybigdickweed November 21, 2021
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