December 5

December 5th is national ask out your crush day!

Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?

Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th

by Imsoborsdndn December 4, 2020

5:27

Brother ...
In ur eyes i was the stronger ..
so how am i to cover u now
w/o shadowin ur path?

this time⌛
i watch frm the sidelines
ur ghost in the limelight

Face ur fears
&Pierce the night

5:27 Renkse,Linder

by Bobbert665 December 22, 2024

5 ever

Travis scott fucked 4 ever up

Brad pitt my dawg 5 ever

by ThatBlud January 7, 2024

April 5

The day where the baddest biatches are born on aka isabel

Omg did you hear?!”
“hear what?”
“THAT THE BADDEST BIATCH IS BORN ON APRIL 5th!!”

by baddestrock4lifer March 23, 2022

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.

Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”

by bluestinger66 August 17, 2023

60 30 5 5

60 30 5 5 is a belief in which 60 percent of women have vaginas 30 percent have a penis 5 percent have nothing and 5 percent have both genitals.

I am a firm beliver in 60 30 5 5

by Mike Bobaguard March 18, 2025

Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.

Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.

by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025