- you fence
- you debate
- you are a yankees fan
- you are a ca major
- you make shitty dad jokes
- you are an unc
- you are from new york
and last not fucking least you are from mumbai you 8 legged motherfucker
- you debate
- you are a yankees fan
- you are a ca major
- you make shitty dad jokes
- you are an unc
- you are from new york
and last not fucking least you are from mumbai you 8 legged motherfucker
by wolly2 September 20, 2025

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.
Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?
Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words
Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words
by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

by Ben Dover #1 November 26, 2022

Guy 1: you're such an asshole.
Guy 3: no he is.
Guy 2: shut the fuck up, motherfuckers.
Guy 3: k.
Guy 1: ok sure.
Guy 3: no he is.
Guy 2: shut the fuck up, motherfuckers.
Guy 3: k.
Guy 1: ok sure.
by tbone42 October 28, 2018

by Stor kuk med liten lilltå September 14, 2017

by Rézus July 24, 2018

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
