ohh fuck?

When someoen realizes that they are late for an event and/or activity.

Michael looked at his watch and said "ohh fuck?"

fuckohlate

by Edward Dick May 2, 2017

the fuck

"the fuck" simply means "what."

the fuck you want?
the fuck is you doing?
the fuck time is it?

by ohmyjesusfuck March 28, 2022

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

Matt Fucking Tomeo

A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT

Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo

by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021

Fucking pirate style

When you fuck a bitch then cum in here eye and kick her leg out from under here. Then yell argggg

Bro last night this bitch was being a total cunt, so I had to fucki pirate style.

Fucking pirate style

by Pussy master December 25, 2017

what the fuck

use it for a moment when you are annoyed, confused, or when the fuck you can

what the fuck are these prices
bitch, why the fuck did you get that wig
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
what the fuck? no bye bitch

by multigraincheerios August 19, 2022

Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten

1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022