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by i'mgonnashooturschoolup69420 January 28, 2020
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Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Fucking dog

When some cunt gets in ya fucking way like a brainless animal and ya get pissed at them fuck off.
by anonymous June 24, 2022
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Fuck Shit

A quick word used to describe some random (sometimes even indescribable) subject, item, thing, action, instance, or event.

Other forms: Fuck Shittery
I just did some Fuck Shit.
Finished committing Fuck Shittery.
by Gooby Goober December 29, 2023
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fuck

by njknjkhgjgk May 15, 2016
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