fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"

by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

Fuck me day

a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.

That day is August 2nd

Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?

by Sopooki August 1, 2021

Snipe Fucking

When you are headshoting people in Fortnite while getting a little bit of dick.

Dude in LA today I was Snipe Fucking and the teacher did not even know.

by Snipe dady69 June 8, 2018

Fuck

The most versatile word that can be put anywhere and everywhere. Most commonly used for:
a) anger

b) when discussing sexual intercourse
c) when you're talking to ya mates
d) anything else.

warning don't use when speaking infront of parental guidance.

e.g 1-
Guy 1: How many fucking times do i have to fucking tell you mother fucker. I COULDA DROPPED MY FUCKING CROSSAINT.
Guy 2: Fuck bro im sorry.

e.g 2-
Girl: Oh fuck, i wanna fuck him
Guy: Get in fucking line

by aussie_dicks October 9, 2019

Fuck

To which I do not give any

"Hey, my mom died and I was wondering if you could help me raise money?"
"Here, take my fucks, oh wait, I have none, now go away."

by Nessie7877 October 4, 2021

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023