Mom: I notice you seem happy with Jerry, but I never see him buy you anything.
Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.
Mom: Oh okay.
Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.
Mom: Oh okay.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Toe daddymug. by soggy sinners January 14, 2025
Get the microwave your toemug. John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
by Ditty00 December 2, 2014
Get the Mammoth Toemug. Juvantes toes are fucking delicious
by Mycatgavemeaids January 11, 2019
Get the Toesmug. by Poop eater and toe lover June 27, 2021
Get the Toe Milkmug. A kid in my seventh grade class who isn't in a lot of classes with me in middle school. He has a friend named John Johns and they are life partners. I played with Daniel Nickle Toes on a game once and he keeps asking if we think he's good or if he's trash. We answered this question many times but he keeps asking. Daniel, right now as i'm typing this is two seats behind me. Right behind me right now is bragging that he bought the most expensive stuff on a school game called ClassCraft. Daniel has an AEIUO disease where he messsssessss ups his spellllliiingss. That was obviously a joke because there is no such thing as an AEIUO disease STUPID. Go die if you thought that was real. Im typing this on a school computer.
by Yeet Boi 247 October 29, 2018
Get the Daniel Nickle Toesmug. One of the best fucking bands in the world. The best math rock band ever and is a must listen in the subgenre.
by Clap420 November 21, 2021
Get the toemug.