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Weird Like Wizards

Cheesiest pick up line known to man, or wizards.
A small band of retail co-workers gather in a near-by sports bar, in order to get smashed and share their stories of idiot customers. During one brilliant moment of silence, the group over hears a drunken man, near by, approach a single female. Through copious amounts of liquid courage, he musters the cognitive strength to inquire if the lass wishes to "Go back to his place, to get weird like Wizards". One wonders, how many times this exact line has already served its intended purpose!
by Della Hell March 17, 2010
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like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
by Neville September 19, 2017
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Like Discount Fish

Really easily.

Usually in the sense of buying a bluff, lie, etc. someone buying something "Like discount fish" means they bought it almost instantly, without a second thought or any sort of analysis.

The term references the fact that due to its high price, people will often buy discount fish almost instantly without any consideration of its quality or why it's on discount.
Dandyman: I may or may not have of lied to the local policía that in return for your capture, I would

give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fuckin' bought that?

Dandyman: Like discount fish.

Alucard: You cheeky dick-waffle!
by Dusk Ealain April 4, 2017
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Fuck like the highlander

She had to stop and get a Gatorade because we were making violent love for hours when she told me I fuck like the highlander.
by Nemesi5 March 5, 2020
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like you're hit

An illiterate term used by ghetto people who frequent jail, meaning you're less than they are but in reality they are less than you.
I'm classy, intelligent, beautiful and Independant and like you're hit.
by Sugardaddy teachings May 23, 2018
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More Like Spaghetti

a period of time where something is off or wrong which is needed to be a bit more like spaghetti. Transforming it into a new plane of exsixtance
"Is that train heading right for us?" "Uh, More Like Spaghetti" the train was gone
by MysteriousGLEG June 14, 2021
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Lit like a lighthouse

When a person feels overwhelmed by energy, heat, and extreme thrist from doing Illegal drugs such as coke or meth.
Hey Justine did you see German walking in the alley in this freezing temperature at 3am? He's lit like a lighthouse.
by Julloa7 January 17, 2018
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