Fart Mist

1. A mass of fine poop particles in the atmosphere.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.

Dude, I was driving home from the all you can eat garlic pizza place when I farted and totally Fart Misted all over the inside of my underwear and cheeks.

by Marcort January 22, 2009

spiteful fart

Farting on purpose just to spite someone

My boss was a jerk to me, so I busted out a spiteful fart in his face as I walked past his desk.

by Slackey January 11, 2009

arctic farts

When it's so cold outside and u fart but it is just so cold that the air coming out of your ass is visible.

Person: Did you just arctic farts ?!!?
You: yea
Person: that was a nasty one man.

by Wild Owls Sienna April 27, 2016

fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.

My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!

by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016

Fart Water

Water or liquid that leaks from you ass hole when you fart. This causes you underwear to get wet or damp. It's not shit.......its fart water!

My fart water left a wet patch on the back of my boxers!

by Carpet Bagger September 10, 2015

Sneaky fart

A fart that sneaks up and surprises you and you know you farted but the smell is unrecognizable to you.

"wow! that was one sneaky fart... i don't remember eating raw sewage."

by Drew N Chris January 10, 2008

frontal fart

a gassy discharge coming from the vaginal area otherwise known as her twat, cunt, or taco. Frontal farts, in most cases, follow and long and hard bang out session. Frontal farts are dry in nature if the banging was done safely and can be wet with spritzing effects that vary by how many loads were dumped before the discharge.

I {Fart Taster} just had some wild freaky shit with that bitch from special ed class. without warning she sat her muff on my face and made me eat here frontal farts

by Pointed Bottom Skills July 3, 2011