Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.
Christian - big back b!tch
Christian - big back b!tch
by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025
Get the Christianmug. by cracker7777 April 1, 2024
Get the Christian Sammie Dawesmug. by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020
Get the Christianmug. A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015
Get the Christian Sirenmug. Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.
by 1 inch punisher January 19, 2017
Get the Christianmug. A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN
Christian is BIG
by JayCuttler November 16, 2021
Get the Christianmug. By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the How Christians Read the Biblemug.