Light Hate

For when you don't dislike someone enough to hate their guts but they are being more than very annoying.

Guy: Why couldn't the train get drunk?
Girl: Why?
Guy: He couldn't reach the ca-boose!
Girl: Jesus Christ man, I'm really starting to light hate you.

by nukesup March 1, 2019

Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

Bar Light Beauty

When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.

Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”

by Dirsaytr March 28, 2023

Brown light

Means shut the fuck up and slow the fuck down

Stop at the brown light

by TacoboyFTW August 10, 2021

Head lights are on

When an individual’s nips are hard or poking

Girl one: hey ur head lights are on
Girl two:oh my gosh thank you ,do you have a jacket I can borrow?
Girl one:yeah of course!!
Girl two:thank you

by Hotmomzrockmyworld February 21, 2023

Lass-lighting

A phenomenon where a self righteous partner uses the latest popular buzz words to discredit their partner and discourage any form of disagreement with them as it will make them a gaslighter, manipulator, etc. In short, just another way partners can tell everyone how they’re such great partners, and that the other person is magically always the problem.

My girlfriend has been sending me articles about “how to stop gaslighting”, I can’t even disagree with what she says anymore because shes always Lass-lighting me and running off to bad mouth me to her friends.

by 2Cool2BFoold November 4, 2022

Cheating the light

Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.

Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."

Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"

Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"

Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"

by Laurenash13 May 28, 2010