Christian Hernandez

A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn

Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez

by Isis34645747486547 May 11, 2019

Christian

He is the most loyal, caring, handsomest, beautiful loving,selfless,and kindest husband.He always cheers me up when I'm feeling at my worst and is always there for me no matter what.He has the biggest heart in the whole planet and never thinks twice before doing something nice.He is very very handsome with the brightest smile i have ever seen ever, and he has a laugh so contagious i cant help but be giddy with endorphins whenever i'm around him. He's the funniest and the most out of pocket person ever, and really loves all sorts of crazy animals. He always gives me so so so so much love and the most clingiest cuddliest husband ever. He never makes me feel judged or makes me feel like i have to change myself at all. He loves me with who i am and i love him for who he is. With him, its such a deep connection there's so much comfort than in the word comfort.With him, time flies and goes slowly at the same time. His hugs, always feel like home. His hands, are like puzzle pieces that perfectly align with mine. His voice, like my favorite comfort song that im able to listen to on repeat for hours on end.No urban dictionary could even begin to describe my love for my husband. Because with him, life is just beautiful. And I can't wait to spend the rest of it with him.

Who packed you lunch?

MY MOST AMAZING, GORGEOUS ,FUNNIEST SMARTEST, CARING, BOYFRIEND NAMED CHRISTIAN OF COURSE!

by YourWifeyy<33 November 20, 2023

christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

by God at fortnite May 10, 2018

They STOLE Christianity, guys!

Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?

Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Christian

A skinny skeleton that his parents wanted to be christan but got demoted to a usless being

Guy: Hey Christian
Christian: *Skeleton noises*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters

I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.

by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022