Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023

Real

All of Virginia
LeDonne

I hate fake people. Just be real like LeDonne

by Fake white cracka May 28, 2022

u real funny

u prb funny ash or u trippin

"lemme come over "
u real funny

by junebugfye August 6, 2023

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Real-life Manchild

Any grown man in real life who is emotionally immature.

Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, George W. Bush and Tom Green are a few examples of real-life manchildren.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

real team

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.

Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament

by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2017

Not real

That's just an assertion your repeating on a loop.

Hym "Coming from a guy who's like this anti-woke parasite of a comedian who has PARTICIPATED DIRECTLY in the public discourse and has LITERALLY contributed less than I HAVE; the assertion that I'm 'Not real' doesn't really carry a lot of weight. My comedy is better. My THOUGHT is better. The fact that you even consider what you do 'thinking'is an affront to the very concept of thought."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023