montana muffin top

Another name for a blow job.

Do you what a Montana muffin top?

by Asuna1017 October 2, 2017

Potatoe top pie

The Genitals of a very elderly lady

I munched on that old bags potatoe top pie

by Pyscho piko August 1, 2011

Glossy Top Coat

A quick drying Top coat meant to give your nails a beautiful shine while preventing your manicure from chipping.

Matte top coats are fine I guess, but Glossy top coats just makes your nails look soo shiny!

by Noctico July 15, 2017

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

Top bunk Doggy

The act of having doggy style sex on the top bunk of a hostel dorm bed.

Bro I did top bunk doggy with tessa last night!

by BumBaClarted September 21, 2022

Uneven Table Top

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.

Brooke has such an uneven table top.

by Payners November 6, 2016

“Top Shit” Bitch

The simple bitch who uses everyone for money, rides, and whatever it takes, but when called out on it, calls everyone “Top Shit”

“Hey did you hear about Desiree? She’s a “Top Shit” Bitch”

by DarthNater November 18, 2017