Mr Top Hat

A slang term for a male human that never had the foreskin in the top of his penis removed at birth (uncircumcised)

Haha Mr Top Hat is over there with all that cheese

by neonbreezeplus March 25, 2019

Glossy Top Coat

A quick drying Top coat meant to give your nails a beautiful shine while preventing your manicure from chipping.

Matte top coats are fine I guess, but Glossy top coats just makes your nails look soo shiny!

by Noctico July 15, 2017

montana muffin top

Another name for a blow job.

Do you what a Montana muffin top?

by Asuna1017 October 2, 2017

“Top Shit” Bitch

The simple bitch who uses everyone for money, rides, and whatever it takes, but when called out on it, calls everyone “Top Shit”

“Hey did you hear about Desiree? She’s a “Top Shit” Bitch”

by DarthNater November 18, 2017

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

Potatoe top pie

The Genitals of a very elderly lady

I munched on that old bags potatoe top pie

by Pyscho piko August 1, 2011