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Get the king konging mug.A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.
Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
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1. A woman who owns the hearts of many men.
2. A woman with multiple male partners.
3. A woman commanding the devotion of men.
1. A woman who owns the hearts of many men.
2. A woman with multiple male partners.
3. A woman commanding the devotion of men.
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