Just wear it

Take the punishment and be quiet about it.

I got in trouble and I wasn’t even a part of it! Just wear it bro, and move on.

by AlmaHolzhert February 25, 2024

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

just assking for trouble

How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.

A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023

just like them horses

a wonderful term used to describe almost anything you can fathom if you try hard enough. because is there anything horses aren't capable of?

Person 1: wow look at Cody. I wish we could do it bare back
Person 2: just like them horses

by sharknadointheroses June 16, 2017

I'm just a girl 🥺

When a girl says or does something so devilish and illegal or obsessed with her crush, she says or texts "I'm just a girl" "Just a girl"

Girl 1:I miss him, his smell, his veiny hands, everything about him.
Girl 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRL.
Girl 1: I'm just a girl 🥺

by HazeGaze April 6, 2024

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005