John Mock

The only poor mock banished to northern England by Thomas mock. He will return.

That man is just like John mock. Means they are poor

by Pastakatt June 18, 2022

john weber

A John weber is a person who has a ver large penis. But no self respect. Like big m. Makes girls uncomfortable

There is a john weber bothering me

by 69696969696969696969694202 June 23, 2022

John Cleland

A racing driver who showed that he was going for first

"Im going for first says John Cleland"

by BringBackV8s June 23, 2022

John-Evan

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.

‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’

by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022

John Alferdz

A walking gem.

The guy I like is John Alferdz.

by sheasagi February 21, 2022

John Mayer

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

by Klephmeh January 10, 2008

John Henry

A persons given name, most commonly used when discussing a signature.

Sign your John Henry down here.

by Haz Nomis October 15, 2008