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jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.
friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking
by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023
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Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.
Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
by EricShun100 July 25, 2023
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Jake

A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time
Quick it’s a year 7 do a jake
by Fagstar77 April 15, 2020
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Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.
Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him
by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021
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Amber and Jake

Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake
"hey did you see those two?" "Yeah there definitely like amber and jake'
by Johannesburg paulsty March 5, 2023
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Jake Paul

a retard who thinks he is the face of boxing which he is not he is a scum that has only won like 3 fights and he is calling out boxers who have way more wins than him. I hope Connor McGregor midget self whoops him. jake paul is not the king of boxing he is a white cunt who think he is the shit.
kid: Jake Paul is better than Muhammad Ali
me*takes out shotgun proceeding to shoot the kid several times* never ever say that again
kid:*in pool of blood*
by cuntdaddy123 May 25, 2021
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