Half-Chub

by FuglySwan March 24, 2018
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Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
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half-granduncle

My half-granduncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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a penny and a half

A lesser-known variant of the phrase "a pretty penny" (i.e. very expensive).
That Aesop moisturizer cost me a penny and a half!
by Ridonkeydonk April 24, 2020
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