Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
by pinballpickup August 31, 2006
when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008
A demonstration of friendlove.
by emjava April 28, 2005
when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.
when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.
then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.
after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.
at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.
then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.
after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.
at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??
Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
by CM Punk September 25, 2007
A word used in place of the correct word or phrase that was said and asked to be repeated because the phrase was either intentionally or not-intentionally said loud enough for the other person to hear.
Melody: :::whispered::: "Why you gotta be such a bitch all the time?"
Desiree: "What did you say?"
Melody: "I like your hair."
Desiree: "Thanks! I just got it cut the other day. I was wondering if you would notice."
Desiree: "What did you say?"
Melody: "I like your hair."
Desiree: "Thanks! I just got it cut the other day. I was wondering if you would notice."
by Wen* January 31, 2009
by Johnny Nipps February 19, 2004
Amit: Dude, so what did you do at the cabin with your girlfriend this weekend?
Brad: Just ate some good-old angel haired pasta.
Brad: Just ate some good-old angel haired pasta.
by QBAM February 02, 2009